I have a bit of a reputation for sharing bad dad jokes. So I thought I would compile a list of my top 10 for you to enjoy!
In reverse order
10.
A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is to not form an emotional bond.
9.
Sometimes I use words I don’t understand so I can sound more Photosynthesis.
8.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
7.
What would you catch if you had sex with Harry Potter? Genital Hogwarts.
6.
My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He was caught in a trap.
5.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4.
Donald trump better not be president or there will be hell toupee
3.
We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea. Runs in our jeans
2.
I had a horrible dream last night that I was being chased by Eddie Stobart. It was a logistical nightmare.
1.
How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
Me: “Doctor, I can’t stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home” Dr: “Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome” Me: “Is it common?” Dr: “It’s not unusual”
If you have some good dad jokes then please comment below and let me know!
